Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently discovered yet another piece of evidence that supports the case for creationism. She has discovered that the number 7, which is God’s number, plays a prevalent role in the world.
For example, there are 7 “windows” in the head: two eyes, two ears, two nostrils, and a mouth.
There are also 7 deadly sins, 7 main metals, 7 sister stars in the Pleiades, and 7 continents.
If there are not enough instances of the numeral 7, here are more:
There are 7 planets in the solar system (I’m not counting Saturn. It knows what it did.)
There are also 7 members of the Three Stooges: Larry, Curly, Moe, Shemp, Joe, Curly Joe, and Jules White (I know Jules White is a producer but if I don’t count him the argument doesn’t work.)
All these instances of the number 7 prove that God made the world and used the number 7 frequently. Therefore, the Bible is literally true.
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If it’s not true, how do you explain the babies that are born with tails?
Woulda pulled it off until Saturn up there…
Ah yeah and Darwin down there is right, you did forget the dwarves…
I wasn’t convinced until you brought up the Three Stooges. The Three Stooges argument is probably the most sound argument for the existence of God ever posted on this site.
I’m convinced.
Clearly there can be no other explanation!
Iron-clad, water-tight proof of God, if you ask me.
You forgot the 7 dwarves
you are high
“of course, it’s so simple… wait no it’s not, it’s incredibly complicated”
-homer simpson
you had me wondering until Saturn. I’ve been chuckling since then.
not true how about Noah’s ark they say it not true cause there is no evidence in world there was a world wide flood it might have been a local flood and they found silt in ancient city that there was a flood but it was local flood and the Hebrew word is same for earth and local and land and Saturn is a planet not the god in bible but in Hinduism created it
check this out an evidence of Hinduism
http://www.rootsweb.com/~lkawgw/adamsbridge.html
I’m always looking forward to your charming satire, and the wisdom of Em Adjineri.
I love it that people are STILL taking these questions seriously. Granted, they probably didn’t read the whole thing. But still.
Anyway, you’ve at least converted me!
lmmfao
Yes, but have you not forgotten that all the other numbers fear 7, because 7 8 9.
why don’t we ever see any real arguments against evolution that makes creationism actually look better? hmmm…I wonder why.
7 bananas.
nice!
What gibberish. You must have had 7 Martinis.
If I don’t count him, the argument doesn’t work???
Can you spell R-A-T-I-O-N-A-L-I-Z-E-R and N-O-N- S-E-Q-U-I-T-U-R?
You forgot that Mickey Mantle wore number 7.
This is just like “The Number 23.”
Okay!That’s it.I gotta lay down down.You caused me to have a migrain.That is very observant though.Well done.It is ironic how the number seven plays out.
Pretty neat.
haha, that’s hilarious!
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!
Now lets just see how many people think you are serious, lol!
“I’m not counting Saturn. It knows what it did.”
Ringed bastard, that’ll show it.
Bahahaha… you didn’t have me convinced until the stooges arguement… VIOLA I am now a christian.. thank you for saving my soul.
PS – oxymoron alert : creation scientist
if i had seven middle fingers they’d all be up
It must be true with all that evidence!!! What am I thinking not to believe in it?? Jee I am soo blind!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is a joke right? I have trouble disguishing between the atheist satirist and the retarded christian.
7 brides for 7 brothers
Don’t be silly. The number seven isn’t even used in the Bible. You are referring to English translations. Europe and Asia are really one continent, so that one falls flat, and there is only one main metal
Sorry, you aren’t convincing.
I’ll go and have seven drinks now , so I can think clearly !
((drink))
Click this link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E
Watch,listen and decide for yourself…………..
You talk about sevens
1.First Name is Michael=7 letters
2.Born 7 Nov.=7
3First number of address=7
4.A number 7 in SSN=7
5.Three 7s in driver license=three 7s
6.A seven in ID card=7
This year I turn 52,5+2=7 +this is 2007 and my son who was born 14th Dec.=two 7s and will turn 21=three 7s and it is also 2007